The Melonheads & Dover Demon (The Big Domie Homie Special)

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Hello everybody, welcome to Enter The Rift podcast, season one, episode three.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Kenny and joining me is my brother Garrett.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Yay!

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_00]: And on this episode we're going to talk about some big dome homies.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Some corpulent craniums.

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_00]: The Melonheads and then the Dover Demon.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_00]: So, the Melonheads, what exactly are they?

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Well there are two of them that are currently out in the media and so they start off

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_01]: their career as actors in the 70s and 60s but they are known as the Bogdanov twins.

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Also their cousin, Peter Dinklage, with his big old beluga forehead.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, and really the Melonheads are basically an urban legend that from three different

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_00]: states in the here in the US and centered around Ohio, Michigan and Connecticut, there's

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_00]: slight variations in these stories.

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_00]: In Ohio and around the Kirtland area and Lake County, supposedly their Melonheads started

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_00]: as orphans that were under the watch of a Dr. Crow.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And there's multiple variations of the Dr. Crow story.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Including in different states and counties, isn't it?

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so the Dr. Crow, he's the one who's most notable and I've seen in the

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Ohio versions but there is other doctors like more in the Michigan side.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_00]: And then there's like in some of the stories, Dr. Crow is a, like he's a benevolent caretaker

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_00]: of these orphans who are already deformed.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_00]: And then in other stories, he is like an evil doctor who's experimenting on orphans.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_00]: So in the evil version, Dr.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Crow was a man who somehow got these orphans.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Some of them may have already been deformed with large hairless heads.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, because wasn't a what is the disease called?

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's water on the brain.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Hydrosephalus.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. So I heard multiple stories of that he was trying to treat

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: hydrosephalus by injecting other fluids into the heads of these orphans.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, he's just over there with a turkey based or full of Crisco and

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: like, I wonder what this do.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_00]: And so that's one version of how he was trying to treat the hydrosephalus.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_00]: In another version, he is just experimenting on the children and like

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_00]: injecting things into their brains to make their heads bigger, which that's not really

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_00]: you can't forcefully inject something into someone's head and have their brain,

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_00]: their head get bigger.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_00]: That doesn't work like that after a certain.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not how it works.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. After a certain age, the skull pretty much solidifies and then is no longer

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_00]: flexible like the fontanels like they're become solid and there's like no soft spots anymore.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_00]: You can't just inject fluid into a closed space and expect

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_00]: the people not to just die from increasing intracranial pressure

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_00]: and like a foreign fluid just jammed into their brain.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. So basically

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_01]: he was like, hmm, I heard of this this this thing people are doing again.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_01]: That was from like the 1700s.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Japaning, I wonder what will happen if I put some stuff in there?

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, except in this case, instead of just putting a hole in someone's head

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_00]: to relieve pressure from brain swelling and extra fluid, he's going to crank

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_00]: some more in there.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. He's just like, well, have you have you said it to Wombo?

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_01]: He's just like, let's just crank it up and see what happens.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. So he let the intrusive

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_01]: thoughts win by intruding on others thoughts.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes. Yes, he did.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he pulled a Ted Bundy.

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_01]: He was just like, OK, so if I drill a hole in there and I put some fluids,

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_01]: maybe they'll be cool.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was Dom or did that?

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. Well, either way, some crazy guy who involved cracking open

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: people's millions.

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_00]: But it's yeah.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_00]: And so then and the.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I just see what you did.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_00]: In either story, whether it's the benevolent version

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_00]: where it was just a doctor trying to care for these orphans or it's the evil version,

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_00]: eventually the melon heads are released into the wild basically.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_00]: And the benevolent version supposedly they Dr.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Crow cared for them until he passed away.

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_00]: The melon heads were very sad and they accidentally knocked down

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_00]: on an oil lamp burning the cabin down, destroying Dr.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Crow and evidence of his research.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_00]: And they fled and lived in the forest in the evil Dr.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Crow version. The melon heads were tired of the extreme

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_00]: physical and mental abuse they were under.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_00]: And they revolted against Dr.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Crow and they killed him.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And then they burned down like the research facility that they were in

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_00]: and escaped into the wild.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to know how they killed him.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, would this be like an elephant,

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Titus induced headbutt injury kind of thing?

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and some of the stories I've heard they just basically just

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_00]: mobbed up on him and like killed him and ate him.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_00]: So maybe they just like bit him to death.

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the stories, you know, do kind of, you know, roll into Ohio.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe it happened down in.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the place with the Haitian immigrants?

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Springfield.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_01]: They just pulled like a bit of a spring field

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_01]: and just kind of like just started biting his ass. Oh, God.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's how they kind of basically originated in Ohio.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_00]: And then in Michigan, they said they were living around the Felt mansion,

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_00]: which is like a historical building in the like southwestern part of Michigan.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's another situation where they suffered

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_00]: years of physical and emotional abuse.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And that made them feral and then it became too much to handle

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_00]: so they just released them into the woods as one does.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess they're like a dog that keeps pissing on the carpet.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: They're just like, just throw it out there.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, eh, they'll be fine.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_01]: They're outside kids.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And then in the Connecticut version,

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_00]: there is there's a couple of variations in the in there as well.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_00]: In one version of the myth there in Fairfield County,

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_00]: there was supposedly an asylum for the criminally insane

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_00]: that burned down in the fall of 1960,

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_00]: resulting in the death of all the staff and almost all of like the patients

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_00]: with only just like a couple on a counter for it, like maybe like a dozen or so.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_00]: They fled into the woods and the reason why they look like the how they do

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_00]: is that they had to turn to cannibalism and inbreeding to survive.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's her eyes.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Which this makes no sense because it takes generations of inbreeding

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_00]: to to make like really drastic changes in people's like appearance.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_00]: And this was in the fall of 1960 that they escaped.

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's yeah, I mean, you just look at the royal family.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it kind of takes a while for us to kick in.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_00]: So yes.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_00]: And so like that's what three generations.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they usually don't get the giant dome.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: They look more like the crimson chin, more likely they just have

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_00]: like a big old schnoz and like that was it the Hadsburg dynasty or whatever

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_00]: with like the giant snog and giant chin.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, looks like he could freaking bust open a crate with that thing.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think this makes no damn sense to me at all.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_00]: And then in the other version, so this goes back to the colonial era

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_00]: around the time of the Salem witch trials where there was a family

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_00]: who was accused of witchcraft and because of that, they were exiled to the woods.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_00]: And that caused just generations and generations of inbreeding,

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_00]: which made them the melon heads, which at least that gives a little bit

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_00]: more time for the inbreeding to occur and make them for the utter

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_01]: mutation that happens during multiple generations inbreeding,

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: the sterilization effect.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_00]: So this it doesn't there's no real good way for this to, you know,

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_00]: actually work out and make sense.

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_00]: So I think it's just a fun urban legend.

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is definitely like one of like the other stories I heard was

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: there happened to be a boy with hydrocephaly or whatever it was

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: in the town and multiple teenagers

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_01]: just kind of started making up stories about him and it spread from there

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: because, of course, you know, kids are cunts.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. Yeah. They definitely really can be.

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_00]: That's for sure. It's very cruel.

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_00]: So the melon heads, they're basically mostly human in appearance

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_00]: and almost every description I've seen, they're rather short.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_00]: I think the tallest one I've heard about was five foot seven,

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_00]: which is just about average height.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_00]: And both of them are a good bit shorter than that.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming like majority, like a good, like I want to say quarter to

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to say nearly half of this dude's height is just all forehead.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Like just like a big old billboard, like just shooting straight up.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Like he just wears like an oversized top hat that just kind of like

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_01]: sleeves over it kind of deal.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Most of them are described as being rather pale, I guess,

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_00]: because they're living in the woods slash caves.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I've heard in a couple of stories that they

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_00]: they don't get a whole lot of sunlight exposure, so they're all really pale.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a red-ot mod.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_00]: They if they have hair, it's just like thin and wispy kind of like golem.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And they wear rags for clothing in most of these descriptions.

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: See, I guess the modern equivalent would just be like they were like

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Cookie Monster pajamas from like Dollar General.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_00]: God, yeah.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_00]: That serves some imagery instead of the little drawings of the melon head guy

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_00]: when overalls he's wearing some Cookie Monster pajama pants.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And like a dead body shirt or something.

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I was going to say a worn out Juggalo T-shirt.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I just sit there drinking Fago.

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, man. Well, this is Ohio.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Some good shit. This is Ohio.

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. Sitting there with a packet of crushed new ports he found next

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: to like a like a Porta John on a job site at night.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Just over there just chief and on a Fago in a SIG.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_00]: He's sniping SIG butts.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_01]: He's just out there in a park, a lot of Dollar General open at night,

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: picking up cigarette butts, eating stray cats.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_00]: So into the behavior of these creatures that we just discussed that.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But let's go on with it.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, we kind of we did a little bit and some

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_00]: some of the stories there.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_00]: They're just reclusive.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_00]: They've been tired of how like the world has been treating them.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_00]: So they're kind of this like hermits, like keep themselves.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_00]: If someone sees them, it's usually just one wandering by themselves

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_00]: and like it runs off after it's noticed.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_00]: And then in other stories, they are super territorial

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_00]: and they immediately attack people who get too close

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_00]: and try to like kill them and then eat them.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like the cannibal part.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_00]: But this is like a story where like.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_00]: It blurs the line between, OK, how far does something

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_00]: someone have to go from human into humanoid creature?

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_00]: So obviously these were all people orphans in most of the story.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_00]: So it's kind of kind of cruel what happened

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_00]: to these little swollen dome people.

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, these these grande caravases.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Big Gordon Odomo.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_00]: And then on the other hand, they try to eat people.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_00]: So fuck them. Yeah.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_01]: They're over there trying to slice off the ass cheek meat.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like. Oh, God, like those ruggy paper,

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_00]: like those rugby players in the Andes.

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_01]: They heard about the Donner party and they're like, hey, that's an idea.

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah. One story I read this guy was

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_00]: driving along a rural back road, which most of these stories

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_00]: of the signings take place on these rural roads where people, you know,

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_00]: it's just a secluded area.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a good setting.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And this one, the guy was driving along his car going 45 to 50 miles an hour.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_00]: And the thing was pacing him in a ditch alongside the road.

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just imagining like a like he's just like dead sprinting,

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_01]: like with the little like loony tunes spinning legs that arms outstretched.

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking more, you know, the Terminator 2 with the open pond.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_00]: There's like.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Just freaking getting it.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. And could you imagine that?

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_00]: You're cruising down a road going on a good clip, like 45 mile an hour.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_00]: You look over and you see Gollum and overalls with a with a gigantic head.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_00]: And he's just glaring at your ass.

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you just look over there as the elephant man, just freaking keep in pace.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that would be insane.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Another story I read, I saw a group of teenage girls,

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_00]: they went out to try and find the melon heads and it was raining.

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And then so they got out of their car, but they left it running and unlocked.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_00]: They started to walk into the woods

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_00]: and they heard a noise and they turned around and then all of a sudden

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_00]: their car was barreling towards them.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_00]: And they and they looked in and they saw two child size figures

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_00]: with gigantic eyes or gigantic heads.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_00]: And their eyes were.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Just be this in butthead.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just it's just be this over there.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Like pulled a break.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Idiot.

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_00]: And anyway, they said they saw those two things with glowing eyes

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_00]: and they just and they heard like a cackling and giggling as it drove off.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And they never found their car.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_00]: But it was cool getting carjacked by Beavis and butthead over here.

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly what I can imagine.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you fucking me?

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't imagine that you just like one.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_00]: What kind of I mean, I guess this I think if I remember correctly,

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_00]: they took place in the late 70s, early 80s.

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_00]: So maybe they weren't super worried about having their car stolen and being out

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_00]: in like a really secluded area where they thought they were alone.

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_00]: But if you're going out and you're looking for people or creatures that

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_00]: or you know, can sometimes be mischievous or or, you know,

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_00]: more threatening and trying to kill and eat your ass for food.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you would just not leave the doors open with it running

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_00]: like you have a better of a plan.

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe maybe don't take the keys out.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, don't just leave your car running.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what if it ran out of gas and you, you know,

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you were trying to run away?

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Now you win wrong turn.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. Yeah. Now we're getting into that thing.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_00]: The story took place with another group of teenagers who were driving down.

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_00]: They were they weren't looking for the melon heads or anything.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_00]: They just they saw one standing along the side of the road and it saw them

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_00]: and it ran away.

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_00]: So they decided to follow it.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_00]: And when they came up, they saw like an old farmhouse with like six or seven

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_00]: of these little dudes running around in a normal,

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_00]: literally couple sitting on the porch.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_00]: So they walked up and they started speaking to the old man who revealed

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_00]: he was actually like a nuclear scientist for the US government.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_00]: He said that all of his experiments caused all of his children

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_00]: to have these gigantic deformed heads.

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_01]: See, when I hear nuclear scientists, all I could think of is maybe

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_01]: just some crazy redneck dude out in the woods who's just like microwave

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_01]: and shit with the door open.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why his kids all came out all jacked up.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, anyway, this guy said he worked for the US government

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_00]: and that's what caused his litter to become Jimmy Neutron.

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. And then.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Brain blast.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And because of because of that,

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_00]: the US government put them into basically witness protection

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_00]: so that news wouldn't get around of these side effects

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_00]: and relocated them to a very rural area.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_00]: And then, of course, teenagers being teenagers,

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_00]: they told their all their friends about it.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_00]: And so when some of them went back, tried to see them again.

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_00]: This time, the road was blocked off by military and said

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_00]: that they weren't allowed to go back there anymore.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_00]: It was secluded.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_00]: So I think that was a it says another fun little story.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_00]: There's been a couple other ones where people are like sitting out,

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_00]: having a bonfire and they hear something rustling through the woods.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_00]: They shine a flashlight over and then it's just one of those big dome

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_00]: people, yeah, on heads.

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm looking at them.

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I heard one that was just it just sounds like a straight up creepypasta.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Like somebody just wrote this one, but teenagers in cars again.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_01]: So it was a reoccurring theme here.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_01]: They went out on a road at night looking for the melon heads.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: They got out the car, went walking through the woods for like a short distance,

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: kept joking with like the other buddy in front of them,

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: like all look he's so scared, blah, blah, blah.

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And then one of the guys stops and they look up

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: to see what he's looking at and they see one of the melon heads.

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: And of course, they shit the bed and kind of run out there

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: like a Hannah Barbera cartoon.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And they get to their car and I can't remember right.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: If with the story, but I believe they like immediately get pulled over by a cop.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm remembering right, like he sees them out there running to the vehicle

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_01]: and he stops them and he starts, you know, grilling them basically like,

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: oh yeah, you're smoking dope kind of deal.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you drunk?

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Talk to him and then he notices that they're all scared

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_01]: and he realizes, oh, they're looking for the melon heads

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: and he starts kind of just going like, oh yeah, I see what's going on here.

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And by that time they hear something rustle in the woods

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: and he turns around and has something like hit him like a rock or something.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And this is when shit just goes completely off the rails

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_01]: and it's totally unbelievable at this point.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: If it wasn't unbelievable, you know, as it is with the melon heads.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_01]: But he yells for forever's in the woods to come out now

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: slowly and like come into the light of his flashlight

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_01]: and outsteps one of the big dome homies.

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And the cop freezes up, pulls out his sidearm,

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_01]: tells you know, the little creepy shit head to freeze.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And of course, the gun provokes the little domey and well,

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_01]: not so little domey, but and they rush him and kill him with a stone knife.

[00:19:34] Oh my God.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: And the kids drive off and they sit in the story

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_01]: that one of the teenagers looked back over this like the rear seat

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_01]: and all he could see was a severed arm being thrown up in the air

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_01]: as a swarm of the melon heads were killing the cops.

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_01]: And they never said anything.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you think you'd think, you know, I just saw a cop get fricking diced up

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_00]: like hamburger meat.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm pretty sure that's some shit I talk about.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that you think the state with motorist to missing cops.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, just one cop.

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just one cop?

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you assume that.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: But I guess like the story is all getting in the town covered up

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_01]: because they don't want anybody to be scared of the melon heads.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, let's do probably having a family.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go like, hey, where's Jim?

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Daddy left for a pack of cigarettes.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_01]: He ain't going back.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Daddy became lunch for a group of metalheads.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, see, this is where all the hidden run stories of like cops

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_01]: were standing by the highway and got clipped by a drunk driver

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_01]: when they were doing another, you know, traffic stop.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: See, it got covered up one of those.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all those cover ups are.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just encounters with the melon heads.

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, he had his chance.

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_00]: He could have headshot the thing, but you know, it's a big target,

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_00]: but he missed and now he's hamburger.

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't exactly got to be like, you know,

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Quick draw a big iron on your hip when you're already

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_01]: putting a loaded weapon at something the size of a freaking mini fridge.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you don't got to get sub MOA groups with us.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you're talking about it's called the melon head.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's quite large.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. And in some stories have, I think, glowing eyes.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, even if it's dark out, dude, just shoot at that shit.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Just light it up.

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Dump the whole cylinder if it's a revolver.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Dump the whole freaking mag if you got a handgun like a normal

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_01]: freaking auto, just go for it.

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Pinata.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's all I got.

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's not really much about the melon heads

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_01]: other than just like here's a little story or like

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah, everyone has those or everyone has these from these three states.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone has like their version of it.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_00]: We're like the location names of the locations get changed to like reflect the local area.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's just an urban legend.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_00]: If you want to say like there's something is actually happening,

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_00]: maybe in those areas, it's so popular of like an urban legend

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_00]: that people who are thinking about it, they're putting their energy into it.

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And that's making a tulpa of the melon heads.

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_00]: So people aren't seeing actual melon heads, but they're seeing like

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_00]: like a paranormal entity that's been created by the collective consciousness

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_01]: of all these people making it happen, which is a hell of a thing to be manifesting.

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_00]: We're all scared of big headed orphans.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Scared of the orphans because they're.

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The little little Billy made his mom, you were his pop.

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why he's an orphan.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: You got that big old head.

[00:22:45] Oh my God.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Scared of big dome hillbilly golem and overalls with a stone knife.

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_00]: My precious.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_01]: All you can imagine is what would

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: forget these dome homies precious be?

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh God, I could freaking a kid rock CD.

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_01]: What it would be?

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_00]: A 24 pack of perhaps blue ribbon.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's a hipster beer now.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_01]: It would have to be like some real white trash.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It'd be like a freaking like a like a warm keystone

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_01]: in a pack of maverick golds.

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe like a like an old skull can that would be their precious.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm OK.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of big dome homies in New England, even there's another one.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_00]: And it goes by the nickname of the Dover demon.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_00]: It was 10 32 p.m.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_00]: on April 21st, 1977 as three 17 year olds, Bill Bartlett,

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Mike Mazoka and Andy Brody are driving north on Farm Street in Dover,

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Massachusetts Bartlett, who's behind the wheel of a Volkswagen,

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_00]: spots something creeping along a low wall of loose stones on the left side of the road.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_00]: At first, he thinks the creature is a dog or a cat until his head lights shine

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_00]: on it and he realizes it's nothing he's ever seen before.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_00]: The figure slowly turns its head and stares into the light.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_00]: It's two large round glassy lidless eyes shining brightly.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Like two orange marbles, its watermelon shaped head resting at the top of the thin

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_00]: neck, the size of the rest of its body, except towards oversized head.

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_00]: The creature is thin with long spindly arms and legs and has large hands and feet.

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_00]: The skin is hairless and peach colored.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_00]: It appears to have a rough texture like wet sandpaper.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_00]: It stood no more than three and a half to four feet tall.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_00]: And the figure was shaped like a baby's body of long arms and legs.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_00]: It had been making its way along the wall,

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_00]: its long fingers curling around the rocks when the car lights surprised it.

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, neither of Bartlett's companions sees the creature.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_00]: The sighting lasts only for a few seconds and before Bartlett can speak,

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_00]: the car leaves the scene.

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Then the creature is gone.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Bartlett drops his friends off and goes to his Wapol Street home.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Visibly upset, he walks through the door and his father asking what's wrong.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Bartlett relates the story later, sketches what he saw.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Later that night around midnight,

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_00]: fifteen year old John Baxter leaves his girlfriend Cathy Cronin's house at the

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_00]: south in the Miller High Road.

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Then Baxter starts walking up the street on his way home.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Half an hour later after he has walked about a mile,

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_00]: he observes someone approaching him because the figure is short.

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Baxter assumes is an acquaintance of his M.G.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Bouchard who lives on the street.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_00]: John calls out in no response.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Baxter and the figure continue to approach each other until the latter

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_00]: finally stops.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Baxter then halts his well and asks, who is that?

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_00]: The sky is dark and overcast and he can only see a shadowy form.

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Trying to get a better look, Baxter takes one step forward and the figure scurries

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_00]: off to the left, running down a shallow wooded gully and up the opposite bank.

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_00]: As the figure runs, Baxter hears its footsteps on the dry leaves.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_00]: He follows the figure down the slope, then stops and looks across the gully.

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_00]: There he sees the creature standing in silhouette about 30 feet away.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_00]: It's feet molded around the top of a rock several feet from a tree.

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_00]: The creature's body reminds Baxter of a monkey's except for its dark,

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_00]: figure eight shaped head, its eyes two lighter spots in the middle of the head

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_00]: are looking straight at Baxter, who after a few minutes begins to feel uneasy.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Realizing he has never seen such a creature before and fearing what it

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_00]: might do next, he backs carefully up the slope, his heart pounding.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_00]: He then walks very fast down the road to the intersection at Farm Street.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_00]: There a couple passing in our car pick him up and drive him home.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_00]: The next night, Abby Brabham, 15, was taken home by Will Tainter, 18,

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_00]: when she spotted something in the road.

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Grab him to describe a strange creature with a large,

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_00]: ovoid head and long spindly limbs.

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_00]: She said that the being was missing all facial features except for its eyes.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Which were round and glowed bright green, a color which she said fastly insisted

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_00]: onto investigators, despite its idiosyncrasy.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Taylor caught only a fleeting glimpse of the creature

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_00]: and said he saw something with a large head and tan body crouched in the road.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_00]: And another supposed sighting of the Dover demon occurred in Barnstable Village

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_00]: on Cape Cod in Massachusetts still in 1977.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_00]: The witness reports he was 17 or 18 at the time

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_00]: and was working at a restaurant in Yarmouthport the next hand over.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_00]: He states he was giving a fellow employee a ride home when we detoured to a beach

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_00]: parking lot to drink a beer after work.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_00]: It was early summer, probably 9 30 at night.

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_00]: The road was located north of Route 6A,

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Skudder Lane, and as we were heading back to the main road,

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_00]: we saw something very similar to what is being described here as the Dover demon.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_00]: It crossed the road in front of us

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_00]: and I had to slow down to avoid a collision.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Although we saw it for only a few seconds in the headlights,

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_00]: it did not attempt to scurry away like a wild animal would do of confronted

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_00]: with a moving vehicle, but slowly and deliberately continued across

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_00]: the road, focusing its stare at us.

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_00]: It was as described by the other people who witnessed it in Dover around the same

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_00]: timeline about three to four feet tall and seemed to be walking on all floors.

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_00]: It had a large head relationship to its body in the eyes where the stand

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_00]: out point of our encounter, large and glowing from the reflection of the headlights.

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_00]: My co-worker and I were dumbfounded and we were at a loss to identify what we had just seen.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_00]: It seemed eight light because of its stature,

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_00]: but the eyes did not resemble any animal I have ever seen.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_00]: I recall that we were a little freaked out about it, mentioning it to some people.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_00]: However, we did not report it to any authority.

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_00]: We were not high or drunk at the time.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And my co-worker was probably 10 years older than me, a responsible adult.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I have not given this encounter much thought of the years.

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm 60 years old now, but the term Dover demon was brought up in a conversation recently.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_00]: And now when I think about that area encountered that night decades ago,

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I got that chill at my spine and locating some information on Wikipedia

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_00]: can tell me to write this little bit of information for anyone who is interested.

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_00]: I know what I saw was real and perhaps I should have documented it

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_00]: a little bit more thoroughly.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_00]: So I think that was pretty interesting.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Could you imagine just minding your own business and you see like this weird thing

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_00]: crawling around a rock wall while you're driving with your friends?

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, you just you know, you're riding down just bullshitting.

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And then you see a freaking monkey with two marauds.

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Just a freaking eyeball.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I ball you like a crackhead at the gas pump like he's about to ask you for money.

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And he has mange.

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. So it's a crackhead who got into like a dumpster full of nair.

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_00]: And so apparently like in the monkey heard in the one story,

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_00]: it didn't even have a mouth.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_00]: So it just had eyes.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_00]: So how is that thing like eating?

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_00]: How is it drinking? Like what what is it?

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I know exactly how it is.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Photosynthesis.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_00]: But they saw it at night.

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I know filter feed.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, could you just imagine like seeing anything like that?

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_00]: You're just I don't know what I would do.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably shit your pants.

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean that stuff on the gas.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Just don't tell anybody at all.

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Just be like, can you OK?

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm fine.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I know the guys in the homeboy in Massachusetts should have just hit the gas and ran the thing over.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're killing out the grill.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, it's another one of those hairless freaking orphans with the big old Jimmy Neutron head.

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Jimmy's man.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I know if that's just I think like a little fun little story of like

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_00]: a freak incident where a weird being was sighted.

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Who knows what the hell it was?

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, especially with the one 15 year old girl saying that the eye color was different.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_00]: maybe I mean, sometimes I shine can change depending on the light that's hitting it.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Or if these are an extra terrestrial, although they sound like an extra testicle

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_01]: because I mean bumpy skin, peach colored.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they kind of sound a little bit

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_01]: scrotomy, but that would need to use some you know, some lotion.

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_01]: The girl said that one that she saw green eyes.

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The other guys said like yellowish orange red.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is like a variation between sexes of extra terrestrial.

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, look, that's how they differentiate themselves.

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, yeah, they both look like freaking ball sacks with arms and legs.

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what else?

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I did say they just had a big old shlong on.

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: He was hanging down like, you know, oh my God.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So, I mean, I don't know.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Not to mention the dude's name.

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Like his last name sounds like Tink and he's picking up 15 year old girls.

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she happens to see a ball sack creature.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess it's a little odd.

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_00]: There was only a three year age difference.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I could have been closer to two than three though.

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Still a little suspect.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Little sus.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, picking up 15 year old girls, taking them out on rides at night,

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: showing them ball sack demons.

[00:33:00] Oh my God.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, anyway.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways.

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_00]: OK, so melon heads versus Dover demon.

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Who wins?

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's been no actual evidence of the Dover demons being of a,

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, a larger population than just one.

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Because, you know, the eye shine thing, I could have been, you know,

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_01]: maybe it maybe it glows like a mood ring kind of deal.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the same bitch because they don't got no mouth.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's how they express emotions.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I would definitely think the melon heads just because I don't know.

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's bum rush it.

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is bum rush it like a Travis Scott concert with a bunch of freaking

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_01]: flint knives.

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Just crush it.

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like a bunch of freaking honey bees going after a wasp.

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_01]: They just kill a body heat swarming.

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Just they're all just gibbering.

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_01]: So like the freaking dude from Wild Formberry is just like a whole horde of them

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_00]: just swarming it.

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're like riding.

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_00]: You see a riding mask.

[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just arriving mask of these freaking big old

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_01]: corpulent headed testicles just freaking fighting.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_00]: You see the Dover demons arm just reach out and then succumb.

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you pull up the thumbs up from like Terminator 2

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_01]: to slowly descend to the horde of freaking big old domes.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_00]: God, yeah.

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Why does it look at that?

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a tumor.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a tumor.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so yeah, the melon heads probably won

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_00]: from sheer numbers and yeah, something just got sheer mass.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Just like those big old freaking 16 pound

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_01]: bowling ball heads just rushing at you

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_00]: with teeth and knives with teeth and knives.

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, the Dover demon he can he can really clutch one to them rocks.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_00]: So like maybe he can eat a rock and like he'll

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_00]: let's dome one of the melon heads with a rock.

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_01]: He might he might he nicked a few of them.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_01]: He nicked a few of them.

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't really go down, but he nicked them.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_01]: They got big old heads.

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's you know, it's like it's a it's a hell of a target.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Unlike the cop, he actually hit a couple of them.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, Dover demon, he ain't gotten much of a pitching arm.

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_01]: But

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_01]: so I don't think he's really he's not really throwing them 90 mile per hour

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_01]: fastballs, but he might be able to like clock one or maybe at least get two in there.

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_01]: So it just goes into a riving mass of scrotums.

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where it's weird hive mind cannibal melon heads.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. And the bumpy skin freaking looks like a I don't know.

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_01]: A freaking golem creature with big old bug eyes.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Also bumpy skin because he don't use lotion, apparently.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Travels through space, never heard of Shea Butter.

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_00]: That would be a sight to see.

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I feel like that would be the hardest thing to explain is if you did

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_01]: witness like a fight in between two of these freaking abominations.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, you'd be like, what did I just witness?

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you just got to the freaking

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_01]: bogadoff twins bashing in a freaking like a hairless monkey.

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Looks like a highway somewhere.

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Just looks like freaking Lord of Flies, freaking like piggy look out like everybody

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_01]: get cracked. Oh my God.

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Big old rock.

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Big old rock.

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a bunch of like Stone Age freaking inbred rednecks.

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_01]: We can just chuck and shit each other.

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I imagine one of them probably has like a broken beer bottle.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Runs open shanks.

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's just one in the background, just like freaking smoke and crack out a

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Keystone can crack or methamphetamine.

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Perhaps fentanyl.

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there we go.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, see the Dover Demon will give them will give them each weapons to kind

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_01]: of like buffer this out because like the Mellenheads, they got the numbers

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and they got knives.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_01]: But the Dover Demon, I feel like maybe he just has like some

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_01]: maybe some technology on his side, but I'm going to say he has like instead of

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_01]: pocket saying he's has like a ziplock baggy full of fentanyl.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Pocket fit.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, pocket fit.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Immediately like two or three of them just go into an immediate

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_01]: pent lean and they're like, yeah, it's like just lean out,

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_01]: send our gravity drops to the heels as soon as you take one hit of

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_01]: the fent, that's observable.

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_01]: That's science.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_01]: You see you take one hit off the fent pen and your center of gravity just drops

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_01]: to the heels.

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So see, well, maybe that would make him like a we'll get like a Joe Rogan UFC

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_01]: moment here was announcing in between it like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: The Mellenhead, he gets many heel lock.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_01]: but you know, like the Dover Demon, he's slippery.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He's slippery.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He has got like that loose ball sack skin so he can like slip out of a Kamara.

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, and on the Joe Rogan subject is something something

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Stoned Ape Fury DMT clockwork elves.

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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